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Now I know why I love Bacon

Ready for some fun? Here are some facts you might have missed in school.

• It’s been said that pigs can have orgasm’s up to 30 minutes
Maybe that’s why bacon is so delicious.

• When hippos are upset, their sweat turns red.
When my dad lectures me the same thing happens. Am I a hippo?

• Cherophobia is the fear of fun.
•The fear of fun?! How is that a thing?

• Hyphephilia are people who get aroused by touching fabrics.
I have to admit, crushed velvet is pretty sexy.

• If you consistently fart for 6 years & 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
People, please contain your farts.

• During your lifetime, you will produce enough saliva to fill two swimming pools.
Skinny dipping time!

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